so i was on buzzfeed when this article came up about great american responses
like these are so accurate
we see ourselves
I started off rolling my eyes but was laughing by the end….just…murica.
This whole ensemble is coveted. Highly.
This gallant little boy comforted a classmate on her first day of preschool, and we’re not getting over it ever.
they’re so cute my heart can’t take it
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
Previously: Everyday Objects Turned Into Creative Illustrations
Earth affected by radiation poisoning.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HAS MADE “JIFF” ILLEGAL. WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE, QUESTIONING AUTHORITY WHEN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT? DAMMIT, I’M ALL FOR FREEDOM BUT THIS IS OF IMPORTANT MORAL VALUE. WE HAVE WON. WE THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN AND IT IS PRONOUNCED THE WAY WE FUCKING WANT IT TO BE PRONOUNCED. “JIFF” WILL FROM THIS DAY FORWARD BE CONSIDERED A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND SHIT BECAUSE IT ISN’T RIGHT OR NATURAL. DANCE, MOTHERFUCKER, DANCE.
YEAH, IT’S OFFICIAL MOFOS! IT’S A HARD G! WE AIN’T EATIN PEANUT BUTTER UP IN THIS BITCH!
And its still Jiff
Gif is “Graphics Interchange Format”, not “Giraffics Interchange Format”. It’s linguistics.
This is what Star Trek: The Next Generation would have looked like if the final casting had gone a little bit differently. A selection of the actors considered for the pilot as mentioned in this memo.
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money