shimish:

the-heir-of-life:

brobdingnagian-fuckup:

so i was on buzzfeed when this article came up about great american responses

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like these are so accurate

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exaggeration

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FUCK YEAH

I started off rolling my eyes but was laughing by the end….just…murica.





queerfabulousmermaid:

subwaysmells:

huffpostworld:

This gallant little boy comforted a classmate on her first day of preschool, and we’re not getting over it ever. 

See the full video here.

aw

they’re so cute my heart can’t take it



pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray







amischiefofmice:

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

Previously: Everyday Objects Turned Into Creative Illustrations

dat snail

Earth affected by radiation poisoning. 



drawology:

nintendo-kid:

drawology:

lovejoyjohnlock:

superaunaturelle:

It’s over

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HAS MADE “JIFF” ILLEGAL. WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE, QUESTIONING AUTHORITY WHEN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT? DAMMIT, I’M ALL FOR FREEDOM BUT THIS IS OF IMPORTANT MORAL VALUE. WE HAVE WON. WE THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN AND IT IS PRONOUNCED THE WAY WE FUCKING WANT IT TO BE PRONOUNCED. “JIFF” WILL FROM THIS DAY FORWARD BE CONSIDERED A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND SHIT BECAUSE IT ISN’T RIGHT OR NATURAL. DANCE, MOTHERFUCKER, DANCE.

YEAH, IT’S OFFICIAL MOFOS! IT’S A HARD G! WE AIN’T EATIN PEANUT BUTTER UP IN THIS BITCH!

And its still Jiff

Gif is “Graphics Interchange Format”, not “Giraffics Interchange Format”. It’s linguistics.





realdarkmateria:

The Star Trek: TNG That Could Have Been

This is what Star Trek: The Next Generation would have looked like if the final casting had gone a little bit differently. A selection of the actors considered for the pilot as mentioned in this memo.



nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money



celestialispower:

He reaction was priceless